FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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