Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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