Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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