her vagine was all disorganized.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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