No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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