What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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