I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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