i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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