Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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