if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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