her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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