i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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