Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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