She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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