He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
