i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
do nipples grow back?
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