so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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