There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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