Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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