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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
