have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Enjoy the penises
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
