Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
