Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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