i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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