They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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