return my video game
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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