Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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