In the future we'll all be gay
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I love you.
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