i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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