Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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