question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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