if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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