This is not my ceiling
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
