so explain again why im purple
no
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
