New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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