Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Is it penis luge time yet?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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