Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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