hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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