I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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