Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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