it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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