Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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