Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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