we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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