Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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