"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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