new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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