Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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