Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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