Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's blow job season.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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